I don't know if you were as excited as I was to hear that Tulisa had a sex tape? To find out, think about a time when you've been most bored and compare it to that.
The problem with this "story" goes something like this:
1. Tulisa has sex.
2. Tulisa loves penis.
3. Tulisa likes making videos of her liking penis.
This seems reasonable enough, everyone does it...
It doesn't stop there.
4. One of Tulisa's "sex" tapes gets released.
I apologise here for the use of the term "sex tape". In reality some retard slaps his penis off her forehead, and they both giggle like twits.
This should have been the end of the story. Alas, no.
5. Tulisa denies it's her in the video.
Clearly it is. Why are you denying it?
6. Tulisa apologises, I think.
What the fuck is she apologising for? I, along with her "fan", assumed that she got plenty of cock. We also assumed she loved it. We also assumed she had a video camera. The reason for all of this being that everybody does.
The last thing she should be doing is apologising for enjoying penis! It is an insult to so-called free Britain that you have to apologise, not only for messing about with cock, but for videoing this utterly mundane exercise. Another FUCK YOU! to the thinking man.
Oh, wait, was she apologising because the video was shit?